I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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