I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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