Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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