So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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