Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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