I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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