So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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