did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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