ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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