Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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