Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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