Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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