thus making me awesome and them whores
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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