i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Come see our sink grown plant.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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