I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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