im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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