I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
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She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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