So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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