he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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