this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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