How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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