Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
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Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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