I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
it's great music for shaving your balls
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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