Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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