Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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