Can Purell be used as lube?
dude i'm inner monologue high
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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