yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Pooping to opera.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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