There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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