So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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