The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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