It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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