the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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