I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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