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  but she was nice to me.

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  She was a fuckin STRIPPER.

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• (805): View more from California

  I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"

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• (626): View more from California

  The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.

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