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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.

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  May it rest in peace.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  My boob is missing a layer of skin

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.

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