youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
this is jacob
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic