yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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