Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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