quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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