Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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