did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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