I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Is it because I queefed?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
We left an ass print on the piano.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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