i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
BRING THE BAGELS
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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