She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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