I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
