she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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