So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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