erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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