i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Congratulations! We have a period
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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