i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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