ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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