You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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