i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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