Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i think my mom watched the whole time
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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