Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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