she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
We just shotgunned beers for America
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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