The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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