but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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