Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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