We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You are the jesus of drinking
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woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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